Take An Instant Vacation
October 20th 2009
“Laughter is an instant vacation.” – Milton Berle
Don’t Waster A Day
October 16th 2009
“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” – E.E. Cummings
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A Sense of Humor
September 10th 2009
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.” – Henry Ward Beecher
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Try Dribbling a Football
January 7th 2009
“When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.” – Author Unknown
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Women Get the Last Word
January 4th 2009
“Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.” – Author Unknown
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No Interest in Golf
November 29th 2008
“I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.” – Rogers Hornsby
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A Good Laugh
November 23rd 2008
“A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.” – Irish Proverb
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Follow through on the Halloween Motto
October 31st 2008
“Eat, drink and be scary.” – Author Unknown
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Today’s Crisis Is Tomorrow’s Joke
August 26th 2008
“The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.” – H.G. Wells
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A Sense of Humor
July 6th 2008
“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.” – Oscar Wilde
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Asking a Lamppost
July 4th 2008
“Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.” – Christopher Hampton
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Anyone Can Become President
June 30th 2008
“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it.” – Clarence Darrow
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The Lessons of History
June 29th 2008
“If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.” – Anon
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Putting Your Fate in the Juries Hands
June 27th 2008
“When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.” – Norm Crosby
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No More Theories
June 25th 2008
“Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.” – John Wilmot
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Enjoy a Good Laugh
June 11th 2008
“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” – E.E. Cummings
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Enjoy a Good Laugh Daily
June 5th 2008
“Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.” – Victor Hugo
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Laughter is a Gift
June 2nd 2008
“Mirth is God’s medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it.” – Henry Ward Beecher
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Do Something Silly
April 5th 2007
“Take time every day to do something silly.” – Philipa Walker
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Long Introductions
March 14th 2007
“Why is it that the person who needs no introduction usually gets the longest one?” – Marcelene Cox
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Our Greatest Natural Resource
February 27th 2007
“Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest natural resources which must be preserved at all costs.” – James Thurber
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Thankful for Laughter
February 24th 2007
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” – Woody Allen
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The Survival Kit
January 26th 2007
“Laughter is a part of the human survival kit.” — David Nathan
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Laugh Often
October 9th 2006
“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” – E. Cummings
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Along for the Picnic
June 21st 2006
“We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with great gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.” – Bill Vaughan
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Those Who Hear Me
June 20th 2006
“I am saddest when I sing; so are those who hear me; they are sadder even than I am.” – Artemus Ward
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Gift of Hardy Laughter
May 10th 2006
“Of all the gifts bestowed by nature on human beings, hearty laughter must be close to the top.” – Norman Cousins
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Two-Faced
April 29th 2006
“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” – Abraham Lincoln